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WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
OUR ACRONYMS ARE THE SAME!

Hey! Don't get us confused with the American Civil Liberties Union! We're NOT that group that supports the pornographers, the Nazis, the KKK, the tobacco industry, and the child pornographers. We're not those guys who wrote a "Friend of the Court" brief for Jake Baker! We're NOT those guys fixated on reciting defamatory, whining mantras about Andrea Dworkin.

Instead, we here at the ACLU (Always Causing Legal Unrest, that is) are concerned that conservative values such as corporate trademark laws, private property rights and individual privacy (as opposed to public safety and welfare), severely infringe upon and limit free expression, and they enjoy more protection (legally, socially and politically) than women do in the public and private domain. And we're going to push some buttons to prove it. So, we started a political organization called Pushing Buttons/ACLU and began cranking out buttons with controversial political slogans.

We knew we were asking for trouble, but still, we couldn't believe it when we got this letter from the ACLU tryin' to use intimidation and governmental intervention to infringe upon OUR freedom of speech. Are you ready for this? They claimed they OWN four letters in the alphabet! Hehehehehe! Talk about promoting conservative values!

So, if you think we don't have any right to use our beloved acronym, or if you are just in the mood to read something funny click here.